The Fountain of Youth

I have discovered the Fountain of Youth. Seriously. Stop searching everyone, the answer is here! If you truly want to feel young again, there is a sure-fire way to make it happen. Are you ready for this? Get braces. Yep. Really.. Braces. I did it, and I feel twelve again. Actually not as wonderful as all fountain of youth searchers probably hope for. And it is even less fun than the first time I had braces, when I WAS twelve. I just keep reminding myself...focus on the results! As for the time and "fun" leading up to those results--this too shall pass. More quickly than not I hope!